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If you’re having a long day, or you just need a funny story to laugh wherever you are, then we have you covered today. After the jump is a really funny and interesting true life story that a blog reader sent to us about “A True Life Story of A Unilag Undergraduate”.
It’s really really funny actually and we expect it to make you really happy wherever you are. See the story below:
Tuesday morning,
Shodeinde back then in Year 1..
Yuk I was in the toilet *winks* that morning smiling and rapping some lines of my song… “Lobatan” in jumbles
“Even when I drop sh*** it still smells right
Ma Flows don’t sag, lyrically am uptight
If rap was a church my lines would be Deeper
Though am Off KEYS I still sing better than ALICIA …” Wheeeeew!!
Today was going good at least not to mention the usual “aroma* (lol) of shodeinde’s Toilets and environs. My classes would be rounded up by 12… I smiled, I remembered Topsy the diploma babe I was currently chykin.., She had this slim figure like a broom I don’t even know what I saw in her then… it was after today’s episode I started to Comfort myself she ain’t good enough for me (˘̯˘ )
Okay we had planned to go and see a movie… On monday but we couldn’t go due to my heavy schedule of lectures… So my pal, Slamnizzle told me 2 chill till Wednesday that I could take her then… But to make up for the disappointment the previous day I refused and decided to take her on that Tuesday…
I was in year 1 and most times I had been 2 E-Centre 4 movies was on Wednesday when we had free popcorn and drinks… God blesh wednesdays!!
But without checking ma pocket I carried my big head and withdrew ma last 4k from the ATM that morning believing it should be enough for today. So When Topsy called, I told her 2 dress up. While I went 2 treat myself to a sumptuous meal inside Huski cafteria consuming out of the 4k I had withdrawn earlier in the day.. She came down around 6pm looking all dressed and beautiful… In my mind am thinking “owww so na bcoz of me dis gal make up like dis… Well she’s feeling the boy oo”
So we started moving,
She asked me how we were to move…. I told her “we’ll take a bus from gate 2 sabo… Then trek to e-centre” wallahi d diploma babe no gree at all oo she talk say “I can’t be climbing bus nor okada at this kinda time for the type of place we are going”” hmmm… I just checked my pocket… Mehn my money was now like 3300… Okay Leggo!!
We con reach gate she say make we take CAB!! So I still dey price with one baba make ihn take 500.. Naso d binsh con shook mouth and said “pay the 800 naaaw hun so we won’t be late” I open mouth for inside my mind, I no wan expreSs am for outside coz I dey form big boy… We entered the Cab and gisted till we got there…
Now inside Ozone… I paid for our movie tickets; 2k… I was now left with about 6H after paying for cab and Tickets.. Hmmmmm.. Gobe!! In my mind I was thinking..; “Yeeey!! Temi ti ba mi..ooo… If she like make she no enta bus as we dey go bak I go just leave am for there … Ha make she no go request 4 somefin wey I no fit buy oo””” my mind wasn’t settled.. We waited a little till the movie was about starting.. As we were moving to the theatre she drew me back and said… “Won’t we get drinks and popcorn?” I smiled in pains… Errr I said “why not”…
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