FINALLY! Oprah Winfrey Pregnant with First Child at 61

 “AFTER SEEING MARK ZUCKERBEG AND HIS WIFE GO THROUGH THERE PREGNANCY IT JUST INSPIRED ME TO HAVE MY OWN BABY” — OPRAH Oprah Winfrey has more money ($3 Billion) than she will ever be able to spend in her lifetime, so choosing to have this child means her baby will be born a billionaire. She reportedly can’t stop crying tears of joy as this is the one thing she has always wanted since she lost her baby at 14. We reached out to Oprah to find out what she planned on naming her 1st born and she’s going with ‘Harpo’ (Oprah spelled backwards) if it’s a boy and Gayle if it’s a girl after her best friend of more than 40 years.

Gayle released a statement saying: “I WAS WORRIED FOR A WHILE AND WAS LIKE DAMN IS STEDMAN ON DRUGS OR SHOOTING BLANKS, I MEAN HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOCK UP A BILLIONAIRE? BUT I WAS SO WRONG AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE MY GOD CHILD”