Girls, 4 Reasons Why You Should Pick Ice Cream And Leave Guys On Val’s Day

Girls know just about every ice cream joint within their vicinity and they’d choose ice cream over guys any day. Weird, huh?? It is Val’s day and we are going to give you reasons why you should pick your ice cream over your guy. They have mad love for anything ice cream and these are their reasons…

Expiry Date On Attention
You see how they ignored you prior to Val’s day? Or how they ignore you after s3x? And ou see how ice creams require a little attention for a little while before they melt off? That’s just like girls, they naturally have the attention span of a hummingbird so Ice creams are their best friends. Ice creams don’t ask for attentions when they melt, guys on the other hand

Different Flavors To Kiss On
Variety is the spice of life, this very spice is sweet through out–from vanilla to chocolate. Over the years, guys have been requesting for one thing on Val’s day–S3X.. and that is no variety!  A girl’s life without ice cream is full of darkness and chaos. Who’d prefer kissing one lip every time to kissing over cinnamon and vanilla ice cream side by side? Definitely NO girl

Joy Ride
Ice creams are everything guys aren’t on Val’s day. Girls enjoy the joy ride of no cheating, no heartbreaks , not hard to please etc with ice creams. Guys  are a bumpy road, one girls are never comfortable riding on. They are going to go all GAGA when you don’t buy them anything BETTER tomorrow. Forget guys, put your trust in ice creams on Val’s day

Adventurous
Guys? Boring!! Boring!, If you have ever spent days and nights making up flavors of ice creams that no one has ever tasted before, you’d get the adventure part of ice creams. Yh, for real there are some boring situations only ice creams can fix. If you are planning on having a better Val’s day, choose a ice cream over a guy tomorrow. We know all he is going to ask for is s3x