What Every Man Should Know About Their Women’s ”Privates”

A wise girl saw some of her male classmates plucking mangoes. She pleaded for one, but they refused and asked her to climb. She climbed and plucked as many as possible. When she got home, her mother asked, “My dear, how did you get all these mangoes?” She replied, “I asked my classmates to give me, they refused and told me to climb. So, I climbed the tree and plucked them.”

The mother shouted and said, “Foolish girl, didn’t you know that they wanted to see your pant?”
The girl smiled and said, “I know mama, that’s why I removed it before climbing.”
This article is for men and it discusses what they need to know about this all-important female body part — the va’gina (also called the birth ca’nal). This is a no-holds-barred health information supplement for you. If you cannot deal with such details, then please stop reading now.

If you can, just lie back and enjoy the information below…

Exercise
There have been many articles attesting to the joys of regular sé’x and its many health benefits. In fact, one article recommended that women should go to bed without knickers in order to air out the va’gina during sleep. Men like that, as it sends the ‘right’ signals. It is also nice to perhaps have a late night shower!
A comedian said that the best adornment to wear for it is ‘specticles.’ And if you are taking it out for exercise, you should ensure it is in pretty good shape and looking fine.
Many men prefer a shaved va’gina and I do prescribe it for you. It is important in order to enjoy the act of sé’x: visually, geographically and maximally as P-Square would say. Further, you should use all your senses when in front of the va’gina and do not just be ruled by your ‘brain!’ Be in tune with all the different sensory stimuli from your partner.